Does this not look funny?

A Televangelist has this ready-to-use format if you wish him to pray for you on any of these issues for which he as a BLESSINGS BROKER can get results. (If you are a little inquisitive you will not find any of these in the list - lost teeth, baldness, sexual dysfunction, amputated organ.... Televangelists are the greatest curse Christianity has every suffered!)

Military Service – army, navy, airforce, costguard, marines, coalition forces
Pysical ailment – emotional distress - depression,

Cancer - breast, bone, brain, colon, kidney bladder, liver, lung, ovarian/uterian, prostrate

Hepatis C

Heart - attack, stroke, heart failure, surgery, blocked artery

Lungs - pneumonia, cystic fibrosis, fluid

Diabetes - sugar level, foot/limp amputation (can't after amputation)

Accidents - coma, brain injury, internal organs. broken/crushed bones,

Business – job -rent, foreclosure, automobile, bankruptcy

Marriage Restoration - divorce, abuse

Family situations - abuse, rebellious children, child

Court Cases - business, family, propety, allegation.

Addiction - alcohol, drugs, tobacco and sexual perversion

Protection - travel, life-threats, ministry

Guiidance/Wisdom - business, litigation, ministries, family situations

Occult – Salvation - Family Member, Friend

....AND THIS DEVIL DOES GOOD BUSINESS BECAUSE WE ARE A BUNCH OF NAIVES.